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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT?

theepichumor:


Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Psh You think that’s odd, Try a shaved Bear

Some Scary shit right there yeah?

apatheticantisocialaward:

missmeggsie:



omg

god that pic reminds me of the Woodland Christmas Critters from South Park

apatheticantisocialaward:

missmeggsie:

omg

god that pic reminds me of the Woodland Christmas Critters from South Park

that’s some truth right there!

that’s some truth right there!

djentlemenbehold:

atavus:

No globes: A smog-filled snow globe that highlights climate change by Dorothy.

Lol. The only thing that comes out of nuclear powerplant smokestacks is water vapor.  STEAM

i think its funny that nuclear powerplant stacks are being used, even though they create no air pollution

doctorwho:

Obsession can be good
zanderpants:

From Cracked.com’s 5 Celebrities Who Got Famous for by Being Obsessed Fan Boys
#2. The Geek Who Would Be Doctor Who
Started Out As:
A young, obsessed Doctor Who fan whose schoolteachers had to tell him to shut up about it.
But Became:
The Doctor.
Recently, Doctor Who won a victory over Star Trek by becoming the longest-running science fiction series ever. Twice as many actors have played the Doctor over its entire run as have played James Bond. All the way back in the ’70s, the role belonged to Tom Baker (the fourth Doctor), and his biggest fan in the universe was a geeky kid named David McDonald.
And McDonald was a megafan to an extent that few men could begin to realize. As a child in school, it was all he ever wrote about, to the point where his teacher had to tell him to stop before she had to fail him. His most treasured possession was the stripy Doctor Who scarf his grandmother knitted him.

But he was a talented kid, even if he channeled all that talent into incessantly ranting about Doctor Who (a teacher still has one of his essays about the Doctor, titled “Intergalactic Overload,” in which McDonald talked about becoming obsessed with the thought of being the Time Lord himself). And where most kids eventually drop their fantasy of growing up to be, say, a Jedi, David McDonald stuck to his guns and joined acting school. Only, because they already had a guy named David McDonald, he changed his name to something that a lot of nerds will find instantly familiar: David Tennant.

Tennant worked hard, forging himself a successful career in Shakespearean stage productions, until one day, while recording a radio play, he learned of a project that was being recorded next door: a Doctor Who animation being produced in an attempt to revive the series after a 14-year hiatus. This was Tennant’s big break. He crashed the production and managed somehow to convince the director to give him a small role. Now that his foot was in the door, he was able to audition for the role he was born to play once the series geared up again. And guess what? He lost to Christopher Eccleston.

Oh, but they gave Tennant the role a year later, when Eccleston quit. And Tennant went on to be voted the best version of the Doctor ever by fans, which makes sense, because he knew the character better than anyone in the history of the universe. As if that wasn’t a big enough screw you to the realists who mocked his obsession, he also married the daughter of Peter Davison, the fifth Doctor. Because apparently his good fortune just wasn’t implausible enough already.




I never knew this, wow amazing

doctorwho:

Obsession can be good

zanderpants:

From Cracked.com’s 5 Celebrities Who Got Famous for by Being Obsessed Fan Boys


#2. The Geek Who Would Be Doctor Who

Started Out As:

A young, obsessed Doctor Who fan whose schoolteachers had to tell him to shut up about it.

But Became:

The Doctor.

Recently, Doctor Who won a victory over Star Trek by becoming the longest-running science fiction series ever. Twice as many actors have played the Doctor over its entire run as have played James Bond. All the way back in the ’70s, the role belonged to Tom Baker (the fourth Doctor), and his biggest fan in the universe was a geeky kid named David McDonald.

And McDonald was a megafan to an extent that few men could begin to realize. As a child in school, it was all he ever wrote about, to the point where his teacher had to tell him to stop before she had to fail him. His most treasured possession was the stripy Doctor Who scarf his grandmother knitted him.

But he was a talented kid, even if he channeled all that talent into incessantly ranting about Doctor Who (a teacher still has one of his essays about the Doctor, titled “Intergalactic Overload,” in which McDonald talked about becoming obsessed with the thought of being the Time Lord himself). And where most kids eventually drop their fantasy of growing up to be, say, a Jedi, David McDonald stuck to his guns and joined acting school. Only, because they already had a guy named David McDonald, he changed his name to something that a lot of nerds will find instantly familiar: David Tennant.
Tennant worked hard, forging himself a successful career in Shakespearean stage productions, until one day, while recording a radio play, he learned of a project that was being recorded next door: a Doctor Who animation being produced in an attempt to revive the series after a 14-year hiatus. This was Tennant’s big break. He crashed the production and managed somehow to convince the director to give him a small role. Now that his foot was in the door, he was able to audition for the role he was born to play once the series geared up again. And guess what? He lost to Christopher Eccleston.
Oh, but they gave Tennant the role a year later, when Eccleston quit. And Tennant went on to be voted the best version of the Doctor ever by fans, which makes sense, because he knew the character better than anyone in the history of the universe. As if that wasn’t a big enough screw you to the realists who mocked his obsession, he also married the daughter of Peter Davison, the fifth Doctor. Because apparently his good fortune just wasn’t implausible enough already.

I never knew this, wow amazing

What's wrong with our society.
  • Kim Kardashian:

    I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce

  • America:

    Well sure why not?

  • Britney Spears:

    I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing

  • America:

    Whatever you want!

  • Carmen Electra:

    I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol

  • America:

    Okay, sounds like fun!

  • Gay couple:

    We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -

  • America:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

[rant] God(s) reference phrases & Personal Atheism

many times people have asked me, “If you are an atheist why do you use phrases like god(s) dammit/god(s) knows/go to hell ?” mostly these people are fundie trolls trying to “question my faith” or lack there of, and i usually just make up random inane excuse.

for anyone who cares to know the actual reason its because old habits die hard, i was raised believing in god, but once i reached the age of reason, i realized some things:

  • if god exists, he is a heartless, callous bastard who is undeserving of people’s attention, who would want me to blindly worship his fallacies and treat people who don’t like sub-humans
  • if Lucifer exists, he is a heartless, callous bastard, however he opened the minds of all of humanity, and is much more deserving of people’s attention
  • in all likely hood when we die our brains will just shut off and we’ll never exist again.

there, that about raps this rant up

best scene from avengers! EVER!

omg i loved this battle! it was amazing! only thing that would have been better is if you could have used valor form!

omg i loved this battle! it was amazing! only thing that would have been better is if you could have used valor form!

lambandwolf:

suicideblonde:

Michelle Rodriguez

I love her.

omg Michelle Rodriguez! she is sooooooo fine!

lambandwolf:

suicideblonde:

Michelle Rodriguez

I love her.

omg Michelle Rodriguez! she is sooooooo fine!

How I hesitated,

Now I wonder why!!

i love the captain!